|I am the "Wildride" Robert Roy.|
|I am the Kingpin of Cool,|
|and the Wildest Ride in the Park.|
|I am the One Man Gauntlet,|
|and the Mountain You Can't Climb.|
|I am the Thugmaster General,|
|and the Weapon of Choice.|
|I am the Wolf at Your Door,|
|and the one and only Blues Dragon.|
|But first and foremost I am "The"|
|I know the Wildride.|
|The Wildride is a friend of mine.|
|What a jackass!|
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When you're lWo, you're lWo 4 life
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You are River (Stowaway)
|Even though you may have some personality problems,
(most likely due to being too smart
and/or from experiments done on you),
you are extremely talented and loved.
|You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.